Be happy with what you have and are, be generous with both,
    and you won't have to hunt for happiness.
    William E. Gladstone
    When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
    When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
    Albert Einstein
    I always like to look on the optimistic side of life,
    but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
    Walt Disney